this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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