I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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