butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
this will be a night to untag.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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