Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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