Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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