My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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