Is it normal to miss your booty call?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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