Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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