You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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