You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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