Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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