i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
