I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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