What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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