Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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