But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He shit in the fireplace
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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