True but thats because hes a fetus.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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