im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
handjob tips. give me some.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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