You just made me feel so damn special
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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