did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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