You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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