I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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