If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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