And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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