What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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