just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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