Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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