That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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