I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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