Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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