Sry I called you an 8
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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