do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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