There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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