what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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