I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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