AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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