she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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