So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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