gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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