OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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