On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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