hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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