One girl and one boy is just not enough.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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