"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
They have beer where we have blood.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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