But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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