Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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