so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
