i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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