it wasn't lemon gatorade
There was a lot of him and a little penis
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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