i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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