It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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